Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
