he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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