Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
