Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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