Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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