its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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