still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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The cougar kind?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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