windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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