After last night, I could never be a politician.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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