and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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