Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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