I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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