Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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