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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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