Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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