please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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