Sponge bath it is.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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