I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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