dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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