I'm so fucking centered right now
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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