why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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