I love black thongs
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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