her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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