What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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