My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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