I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize