I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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