Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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