careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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