I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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