i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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