You surviving the open bar?
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Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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