And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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