of course. lets lasso hookers.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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