i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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