I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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