Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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