Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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