i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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