Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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