EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well I just put wine in my tea
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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