: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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