I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I will be naked everywhere
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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