this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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