oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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