If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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