ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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