well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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