I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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