Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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