she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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