I'm drive I can fine osifer
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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