either way he was missing a nipple.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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