i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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