i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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