Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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